Polka Police bust Adventureland Oktoberfest

Attention Cadets: The Polka Police bust the Adventureland Oktoberfest on Saturday, October 3, 2020! This is the only day of the year where ONLY ADULTS are allowed at Adventureland. There will be beer, rides, games and around 30 bands, comedians and strolling entertainers and BEER! Try your hand at keg bowling or keg racing…they will also be serving beer from some kegs.

The PoPo will be playing off and on from noon until 7 pm in front of Sam Adams Saloon so stop by and say ‘Hi’.

This event is so big and fun you just have to experience it for yourself. So, DITCH YOUR KIDS and head to Adventureland Oktoberfest 2020!

Polka out!

Polka Police bust 4 Oktoberfests

Attention Cadets: The Polka Police get to bust 4 Oktoberfests this weekend. Check it out:

Friday, September 25, 2020, 9pm-12 midnight – Oktoberfest at Beer Corner USA

Saturday, September 26, 2020, 12 noon-3 pm – Oktoberfest at Beer Corner USA

Saturday, September at 26, 2020, 7-10 pm – HALLtoberfest at The HALL Des Moines

Sunday, September 27, 2020, 3-5 pm – St. Margaret Mary Drive-Thru Parish Festival

Polka out!

Polka Police bust Sommerfest at The Hall

Attention Cadets: The Polka Police are leaving The Bunker Saturday, June 20, 2020 to bust Sommerfest at The Hall in Des Moines from 6-8 pm.

Here’s the details:.
$5 Admission starting at 3pm.
First 100 people through the door get a free 1L ceramic stein.
Stein Club Members that bring their stein get in for free.
Plenty of Covidized seating inside and out.

Contests: (Prizes will be given): Meter and a Liter, Best Dressed, Stein Holding, And More!

3-5 Nick Mauer
6-8 Polka Police
8:30-10:30 Dueling Fiddles

Beer: Specials on our full lineup of German beers.

Food: German Fare created by the JLF Culinary Students including – Schweinhaxen, Schnitzels, Wurstplatte, brats and more.

Come join us in the Beer Garden for a celebration of Summer and Beer.

Polka out!

The Polka Police bust Tyler Anthony

Attention Cadets: The Polka Police Show Episode 9 (Thursday, June 4th at 7 pm) features the musical stylings of Tyler Anthony Plus the boys get to ask Awesome Gyno more questions about the universe – well, their universe. There will be a little Metallica and a polka about a common men’s health issue that affects 1 in 2 members of the Polka Police. Polka out!

Now here’s a song that suggests a solution to a common men’s hygiene issue: https://soundcloud.com/polkapolice/polka-boogie

Polka Police Show with Apolkalypse Wow! and Wink Lucky

Attention Cadets: The Polka Police Show with Apolkalypse Now! and comedian Wink Lucky will be live on a new night – Wednesday, May 20, 2020 and 7 pm. Wink will make you laugh (we will cry). Apolkalypse Wow! will stimulate your ear holes with their hard-core polka excitement.

This song about varicose veins should calm you down: https://soundcloud.com/polkapolice/purple-vein

Polka out!