Attention Cadets: The Polka Police are leaving The Bunker Saturday, June 20, 2020 to bust Sommerfest at The Hall in Des Moines from 6-8 pm.

Here’s the details:.
$5 Admission starting at 3pm.
First 100 people through the door get a free 1L ceramic stein.
Stein Club Members that bring their stein get in for free.
Plenty of Covidized seating inside and out.

Contests: (Prizes will be given): Meter and a Liter, Best Dressed, Stein Holding, And More!

Music:
3-5 Nick Mauer
6-8 Polka Police
8:30-10:30 Dueling Fiddles

Beer: Specials on our full lineup of German beers.

Food: German Fare created by the JLF Culinary Students including – Schweinhaxen, Schnitzels, Wurstplatte, brats and more.

Come join us in the Beer Garden for a celebration of Summer and Beer.

Polka out!

Attention Cadets: The Polka Police Show Episode 9 (Thursday, June 4th at 7 pm) features the musical stylings of Tyler Anthony Plus the boys get to ask Awesome Gyno more questions about the universe – well, their universe. There will be a little Metallica and a polka about a common men’s health issue that affects 1 in 2 members of the Polka Police. Polka out!

Now here’s a song that suggests a solution to a common men’s hygiene issue: https://soundcloud.com/polkapolice/polka-boogie

Attention Cadets: Tonight at 7 pm (Wednesday, May 27) The Polka Police Show features a new segment called ‘Ask a Gynecologist’… and the Polka Police have some questions. Also, The Gimp will be let out of his box to play a tune. Don’t miss it.

Here’s a tune to release a little pressure. Polka out!

Attention Cadets: The Polka Police Show with Apolkalypse Now! and comedian Wink Lucky will be live on a new night – Wednesday, May 20, 2020 and 7 pm. Wink will make you laugh (we will cry). Apolkalypse Wow! will stimulate your ear holes with their hard-core polka excitement.

This song about varicose veins should calm you down: https://soundcloud.com/polkapolice/purple-vein

Polka out!

Attention Cadets: You do not want to miss The Polka Police Show Episode 5 with multi-talented musical guest, Jeff Schoening, Friday, May 1, 2020 at 7 pm on FaceBook, Instagram and later on YouTube.

Now have a listen to this song about Lt. Lederhosen and his pants: https://soundcloud.com/polkapolice/lt-lederhosen

Attention Cadets: Watch this week’s The Polka Police Show because we have Omaha polka legend, Barry Boyce. What will happen when we get 2 box squeezers together? Tune in on Facebook and Instagram Friday, April 24, 2020 at 7 pm to find out.

Here’s a toast for you all!

https://soundcloud.com/polkapolice/ein-prosit

Polka out!

Attention Cadets: Don’t miss this week’s episode of The Polka Police Show with special musical guests The Shidiots! Tune in to Facebook live or Instagram live Friday at 7 pm. Until then listen to this song about Kielbasa.

Polka out!

Attention Cadets: Don’t miss this week’s episode of The Polka Police Show Friday, April 9, 2020 at 7 pm on the Facebook Live and Instagram. This show will be MUCH BETTER than the last with special musical guests Ron Emory and his son Jack! Ron is the guitarist in the seminal punk rock group T.S.O.L. (True Sound of Liberty) and his son Jack is an up and coming drummer.

Now listen to something that you just can’t beat. https://soundcloud.com/polkapolice/we-beat-our-meat

Polka out!

Attention Cadets: Tune in to The Polka Police Show on FaceBook Live, YouTube and Instagram this Friday, April 3, 2020 at 7 pm.

In the mean time, listen in while we do some POLKIN’!

Polka out!

Attention Cadets: Just a reminder of the Polka Police Facebook Live Interactive Extravaganza Friday, March 27 at 7 pm. Get your requests in early so Lt. Lederhosen can practice up.

PoPo tip of the day: When working out make sure to exercise opposing muscle groups. This song will tell you how: