Attention Cadets: The Polka Police will bust the Uptown Garage Brewing Co. Oktoberfest on Saturday, October 10, 2020 from 5-9 pm in Ankeny, IA! This epic event starts at 10 am and they will have everything you need all day … beer, brats, PoPo and BEER! Let’s keep Oktoberfest rockin!
Polka out!
Attention Cadets: The Polka Police bust the Adventureland Oktoberfest on Saturday, October 3, 2020! This is the only day of the year where ONLY ADULTS are allowed at Adventureland. There will be beer, rides, games and around 30 bands, comedians and strolling entertainers and BEER! Try your hand at keg bowling or keg racing…they will also be serving beer from some kegs.
The PoPo will be playing off and on from noon until 7 pm in front of Sam Adams Saloon so stop by and say ‘Hi’.
This event is so big and fun you just have to experience it for yourself. So, DITCH YOUR KIDS and head to Adventureland Oktoberfest 2020!
Polka out!
Attention Cadets: The Polka Police get to bust 4 Oktoberfests this weekend. Check it out:
Friday, September 25, 2020, 9pm-12 midnight – Oktoberfest at Beer Corner USA
Saturday, September 26, 2020, 12 noon-3 pm – Oktoberfest at Beer Corner USA
Saturday, September at 26, 2020, 7-10 pm – HALLtoberfest at The HALL Des Moines
Sunday, September 27, 2020, 3-5 pm – St. Margaret Mary Drive-Thru Parish Festival
Polka out!
Attention Cadets: The Polka Police will once again bust Prairie Crossing Winery’s Harvest Party and Grape Stomp on Sunday, August 30, 2020 from 2-5 pm (harvest and stomp from 12 noon – 2 pm). You do not want to miss out on the fun. Cut your toenails – second thought – nope, leave your claws long and sharp. Check out the details HERE.
Polka out!
Attention Cadets: Head to the lakes this weekend to party with the Mighty Nish Band (the Polka Police‘s big bother) at the Barefoot Bar on Saturday, August 1, 2020 from 7-11 pm . . . Then, do it all over again on Sunday, August 2 from 2-6 pm.
See you there!
Attention Cadets: The Polka Police will bust Danestock at Danish Countryside Vines and Wines on Saturday, July 25, 2020 from 6-7:30 pm.
There is great entertainment and vendors all weekend so stay from Friday to Sunday.
Polka out!
Attention Cadets: The Polka Police are leaving The Bunker Saturday, June 20, 2020 to bust Sommerfest at The Hall in Des Moines from 6-8 pm.
Here’s the details:.
$5 Admission starting at 3pm.
First 100 people through the door get a free 1L ceramic stein.
Stein Club Members that bring their stein get in for free.
Plenty of Covidized seating inside and out.
Contests: (Prizes will be given): Meter and a Liter, Best Dressed, Stein Holding, And More!
Music:
3-5 Nick Mauer
6-8 Polka Police
8:30-10:30 Dueling Fiddles
Beer: Specials on our full lineup of German beers.
Food: German Fare created by the JLF Culinary Students including – Schweinhaxen, Schnitzels, Wurstplatte, brats and more.
Come join us in the Beer Garden for a celebration of Summer and Beer.
Polka out!
Attention Cadets: The Polka Police Show Episode 9 (Thursday, June 4th at 7 pm) features the musical stylings of Tyler Anthony Plus the boys get to ask Awesome Gyno more questions about the universe – well, their universe. There will be a little Metallica and a polka about a common men’s health issue that affects 1 in 2 members of the Polka Police. Polka out!
Now here’s a song that suggests a solution to a common men’s hygiene issue: https://soundcloud.com/polkapolice/polka-boogie
Attention Cadets: Tonight at 7 pm (Wednesday, May 27) The Polka Police Show features a new segment called ‘Ask a Gynecologist’… and the Polka Police have some questions. Also, The Gimp will be let out of his box to play a tune. Don’t miss it.
Here’s a tune to release a little pressure. Polka out!
Attention Cadets: The Polka Police Show with Apolkalypse Now! and comedian Wink Lucky will be live on a new night – Wednesday, May 20, 2020 and 7 pm. Wink will make you laugh (we will cry). Apolkalypse Wow! will stimulate your ear holes with their hard-core polka excitement.
This song about varicose veins should calm you down: https://soundcloud.com/polkapolice/purple-vein
Polka out!
