Polka Police bust Sommerfest at The Hall

Attention Cadets: The Polka Police are leaving The Bunker Saturday, June 20, 2020 to bust Sommerfest at The Hall in Des Moines from 6-8 pm.

Here’s the details:.
$5 Admission starting at 3pm.
First 100 people through the door get a free 1L ceramic stein.
Stein Club Members that bring their stein get in for free.
Plenty of Covidized seating inside and out.

Contests: (Prizes will be given): Meter and a Liter, Best Dressed, Stein Holding, And More!

Music:
3-5 Nick Mauer
6-8 Polka Police
8:30-10:30 Dueling Fiddles

Beer: Specials on our full lineup of German beers.

Food: German Fare created by the JLF Culinary Students including – Schweinhaxen, Schnitzels, Wurstplatte, brats and more.

Come join us in the Beer Garden for a celebration of Summer and Beer.

Polka out!

The Polka Police bust Tyler Anthony

Attention Cadets: The Polka Police Show Episode 9 (Thursday, June 4th at 7 pm) features the musical stylings of Tyler Anthony Plus the boys get to ask Awesome Gyno more questions about the universe – well, their universe. There will be a little Metallica and a polka about a common men’s health issue that affects 1 in 2 members of the Polka Police. Polka out!

Now here’s a song that suggests a solution to a common men’s hygiene issue: https://soundcloud.com/polkapolice/polka-boogie

Polka Police Show with Apolkalypse Wow! and Wink Lucky

Attention Cadets: The Polka Police Show with Apolkalypse Now! and comedian Wink Lucky will be live on a new night – Wednesday, May 20, 2020 and 7 pm. Wink will make you laugh (we will cry). Apolkalypse Wow! will stimulate your ear holes with their hard-core polka excitement.

This song about varicose veins should calm you down: https://soundcloud.com/polkapolice/purple-vein

Polka out!

This week on The Polka Police Show…

Attention Cadets: Don’t miss this week’s episode of The Polka Police Show Friday, April 9, 2020 at 7 pm on the Facebook Live and Instagram. This show will be MUCH BETTER than the last with special musical guests Ron Emory and his son Jack! Ron is the guitarist in the seminal punk rock group T.S.O.L. (True Sound of Liberty) and his son Jack is an up and coming drummer.

Now listen to something that you just can’t beat. https://soundcloud.com/polkapolice/we-beat-our-meat

Polka out!