Attention Cadets: The Polka Police get to bust 4 Oktoberfests this weekend. Check it out:
Friday, September 25, 2020, 9pm-12 midnight – Oktoberfest at Beer Corner USA
Saturday, September 26, 2020, 12 noon-3 pm – Oktoberfest at Beer Corner USA
Saturday, September at 26, 2020, 7-10 pm – HALLtoberfest at The HALL Des Moines
Sunday, September 27, 2020, 3-5 pm – St. Margaret Mary Drive-Thru Parish Festival
Polka out!
Attention Cadets: The Polka Police will once again bust Prairie Crossing Winery’s Harvest Party and Grape Stomp on Sunday, August 30, 2020 from 2-5 pm (harvest and stomp from 12 noon – 2 pm). You do not want to miss out on the fun. Cut your toenails – second thought – nope, leave your claws long and sharp. Check out the details HERE.
Polka out!
Attention Cadets: Head to the lakes this weekend to party with the Mighty Nish Band (the Polka Police‘s big bother) at the Barefoot Bar on Saturday, August 1, 2020 from 7-11 pm . . . Then, do it all over again on Sunday, August 2 from 2-6 pm.
See you there!
Attention Cadets: The Polka Police will bust Danestock at Danish Countryside Vines and Wines on Saturday, July 25, 2020 from 6-7:30 pm.
There is great entertainment and vendors all weekend so stay from Friday to Sunday.
Polka out!
Attention Cadets: The Polka Police are leaving The Bunker Saturday, June 20, 2020 to bust Sommerfest at The Hall in Des Moines from 6-8 pm.
Here’s the details:.
$5 Admission starting at 3pm.
First 100 people through the door get a free 1L ceramic stein.
Stein Club Members that bring their stein get in for free.
Plenty of Covidized seating inside and out.
Contests: (Prizes will be given): Meter and a Liter, Best Dressed, Stein Holding, And More!
Music:
3-5 Nick Mauer
6-8 Polka Police
8:30-10:30 Dueling Fiddles
Beer: Specials on our full lineup of German beers.
Food: German Fare created by the JLF Culinary Students including – Schweinhaxen, Schnitzels, Wurstplatte, brats and more.
Come join us in the Beer Garden for a celebration of Summer and Beer.
Polka out!
Attention Cadets: The Polka Police Show Episode 9 (Thursday, June 4th at 7 pm) features the musical stylings of Tyler Anthony Plus the boys get to ask Awesome Gyno more questions about the universe – well, their universe. There will be a little Metallica and a polka about a common men’s health issue that affects 1 in 2 members of the Polka Police. Polka out!
Now here’s a song that suggests a solution to a common men’s hygiene issue: https://soundcloud.com/polkapolice/polka-boogie
Attention Cadets: Tonight at 7 pm (Wednesday, May 27) The Polka Police Show features a new segment called ‘Ask a Gynecologist’… and the Polka Police have some questions. Also, The Gimp will be let out of his box to play a tune. Don’t miss it.
Here’s a tune to release a little pressure. Polka out!
Attention Cadets: The Polka Police Show with Apolkalypse Now! and comedian Wink Lucky will be live on a new night – Wednesday, May 20, 2020 and 7 pm. Wink will make you laugh (we will cry). Apolkalypse Wow! will stimulate your ear holes with their hard-core polka excitement.
This song about varicose veins should calm you down: https://soundcloud.com/polkapolice/purple-vein
Polka out!
Attention Cadets: You do not want to miss The Polka Police Show Episode 5 with multi-talented musical guest, Jeff Schoening, Friday, May 1, 2020 at 7 pm on FaceBook, Instagram and later on YouTube.
Now have a listen to this song about Lt. Lederhosen and his pants: https://soundcloud.com/polkapolice/lt-lederhosen
Attention Cadets: Watch this week’s The Polka Police Show because we have Omaha polka legend, Barry Boyce. What will happen when we get 2 box squeezers together? Tune in on Facebook and Instagram Friday, April 24, 2020 at 7 pm to find out.
https://soundcloud.com/polkapolice/ein-prosit
Polka out!
