Hey everybody! Grab your wiener! Let’s polka!
Hot Dog, corn dog, chili dog, frank, Slim Jim, hot link, don’t worry about the stank
Breakfast link or patty, little smoky, foot long, size don’t matter, come on get it on
Bratwurst, Bockwurst, Blutwurst, all the rest, Mettwurst, Knackwurst, Liverwurst you’re the best
They’re hot off the grill, it’s no joke-a Grab your wiener – let’s polka
Slip in a bun, it’s still a smoke-a Grab your wiener – let’s polka
Polish, Italian, Vienna let’s go south of the border to get some Chorizo
Salami, Pastrami, Bologna you’re for me, Braunschweiger, Banger, come on grab a weenie
Kielbasa, Summer sausage, Oscar Myer, Plumper, Ball Park, Hormel, any old Frankfurter
They’re hot off the grill, it’s no joke-a Grab your wiener – let’s polka
Slip in a bun, it’s still a smoke-a Grab your wiener – let’s polka
Take a big bite but don’t choke-a Grab your wiener – let’s polka
Looks so good you’ll stroke-a Grab your wiener – let’s polka
Grab your wiener
Grab your wiener
Grab your wiener … let’s polka!
Polka Police 